May 2003
I'm too lazy to do a real update
this month. I'm actually writing this in July, and I don't want to
talk about everything that happened in May as if it's happening now.
It would just be too much to talk about. Well, okay, I guess I can
tell a little bit about what happened at the Earth Day celebration.
It's a really interesting story, and I probably won't be able to tell the
whole thing, but I suppose I can try. No, there really isn't enough
time to tell the whole thing, but I guess I can start by saying that on
Earth Day, there were a bunch of tables out there on Library Mall, and
I went up to this one table and they wanted me to sign a petition for the
release of some political prisoners somewhere. You know what?
I really don't think I'll have enough time to tell the whole story, so
let's just say that a swarm of bees interrupted my talk with the guy at
the table about the petition, and I ended up running into the lake.
Maybe I can go into some more detail about the specific order of events,
and my feelings about them, but I really don't think it's possible to go
into it in really excruciating detail because there's just not enough time
for me to tell a big story like that. Maybe someday, after Azenera
is done and I finally learn to be a good, decent human being, I'll tell
the tale of how I was chased into the lake by a swarm of bees on Earth
Day. But that probably won't happen in your lifetime, or even at
all. It's a shame, though, because that story really is interesting
and it would have won me a bunch of awards for sure, but I just don't have
the time or patience to tell it. Maybe someday I will. Or not.
We'll see.