10/12/2006: "Pure Evil"

music: Slipknot - Duality
mood: evilly amused

There was a guy in the break room by the coffee machines. I watched him out of the corner of my eye as he struggled with a packet of coffee. It's the kind of bag with the little notch at the top that you pull at to tear the bag open. He was obviously having a hard time with this and kept using his teeth and only managed to rip away little bits of the seam.

I could have told him that there was a pair of scissors in the drawer directly in front of him.

But I didn't.