01/03/2007: "Today is Stupid Question Day"

music: Sevendust - Licking Cream
mood: annoyed

Example: "I just got this message on my computer that said '[something completely self-explanitory to anyone with four brain cells in their heads].' What does that mean?"

Example: "I got your email that said my printer will be switched to the new one I just moved next to if I restart my computer. So should I restart my computer?"

FURTHERMORE, I am not a mind reader. My name is not Zoltan and I do not know all.

Example:
Her: Did you send me the email about my Blackberry?
Me: No.
Her: So what do I do with this?
Me: I have no idea what you're talking about or in what context this is.
Her: Did [my co-worker] send the email?
Me: I have no idea. Can you forward me the email so I can figure out who sent it?
Her: Should I leave my Blackberry with you?
Me: I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR BLACKBERRY OR ANYTHING PERTAINING TO ANY OTHER PERIPHERAL DEVICE WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN YOUR IMMEDIATE POSSESSION.
Her: I'm going to leave this with [my co-worker].