01/30/2007: "Enough already"

music: Live
mood: Argh

I've been taking these vitamins for two weeks. These vitamins have a specific purpose. I'm not going to indulge you with the reason right now. (Truth be told, there's not *really* a specific reason at this very moment in time.....oooh mysterious.)

ANYWAY, they do some weird things to my, uh, constitution. It's a surprise every time my ass hits porcelain. Like I'm winning a terrible, terrible lottery. I thought for sure by now everything would have worked itself out. Evidently not.

Must not visit WebMD at work. Must not visit WebMD at work. Must not visit WebMD at work.